shaun, you have an incredible knack for finding my rude posts.
then again, just sex would be great too
just want my own fairytale.
craving sex, sigh, need a booty call
i really have a knack for fucking things up
dont spend the whole of the last term of uni saying you miss me and you like me, get me to stop at yours and then fuck off and kiss three girls the next night. cunt. fed up of being taken for a mug
why do lads feel the need to spread shit
call in sick for work, girl that i saw in town last night answers the phone, ooooops
I don’t understand how I can follow so many people yet only see like 10 regularly on my dash
i rate need something to look forward to, work, laptop and sleep on repeat is actually really getting me down to the point where i jst burst out crying for no reason.
first time in 3 months ive had the chance to sit down and watch tv and wendy comes in and turns the channel over. fuck off.
further, must stop kissing girls when drunk
managed to juggle two guys for the whole of the night until the pub shut and they both came over at the same time, oops.
hot bath check hot milk check smooth legs check eyebrows plucked check.. why do i have a feeling i’ll be ready for tonight way too early