smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets
glowcloud:

jobhaver:

pawhold:

what kind of worm is this

these are not worms. you can tell by how fuzzy these are, that these are caterpillars. some day, these will grow enormous, colorful wings and become butterflies

she keep me worm

A) i really need to lose weight and get fit
B) its practically impossible to lose weight because of my blooming implant
C) cant remove implant because incompatible with every other form of contraception.
Bleurgh.

Living off a juice diet- ie I cant afford to buy food.

xwatchmerise:

merosse:

If u see a guy with long hair he’s either gorgeous or fucking weird and the answer lays in what type of shoe he’s wearing

This is the best post I’ve ever read

misplaying:

indie

I’ve spent my 18 years of life trying to be okay with the fact that humans fade in and out of each others’ lives. No matter how I think about it, I can’t make it sound romantic or poetic. To those who have already passed through my life and to those who eventually will: I love you. I miss you. The back door will always be unlocked if you ever feel like coming home.